Darth Domain
20-03-2008, 11:27
A hedgehog and his son were at the side of a road at night. Daddy hedgehog says " son, you're gonna have to learn to cross the road at night without getting run over by those evil cars, i'm gonna show you how".
So, the daddy hedge hog walks into the middle of the road just as a car appears in the distance.
"well, what you do son, is put yourself inbetween those two bright lights that they call headlights. Then just stay in the middle of em and the tyres miss you and the car passes right over".
The car gets closer and VROOOOOOOOOOM!!!! Passes right over the top of the daddy hedgehog. Daddy hedgehog trots back to his son unhurt and says "now it's your turn, remember, just get inbetween the lights and stay put".
Just then, another car appears in the distance, the baby hedgehog hesitantly walks into the middle of the road, lines himself up between the headlights and stays put
VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM, SPLAT!!!!! the baby hedgehog is flattened!!
"Oh bugger" says daddy, "i forget to tell you about robin reliants"!!
So, the daddy hedge hog walks into the middle of the road just as a car appears in the distance.
"well, what you do son, is put yourself inbetween those two bright lights that they call headlights. Then just stay in the middle of em and the tyres miss you and the car passes right over".
The car gets closer and VROOOOOOOOOOM!!!! Passes right over the top of the daddy hedgehog. Daddy hedgehog trots back to his son unhurt and says "now it's your turn, remember, just get inbetween the lights and stay put".
Just then, another car appears in the distance, the baby hedgehog hesitantly walks into the middle of the road, lines himself up between the headlights and stays put
VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM, SPLAT!!!!! the baby hedgehog is flattened!!
"Oh bugger" says daddy, "i forget to tell you about robin reliants"!!